What Do You Say Next? Is the friend right or wrong! have fun with these and try them out on your friends. Before you look at the answers, see if you can anticipate the joke and guess what you're supposed to say.
1. You: Did you know I have ESP? Go across the room, write any word on a piece of paper, fold it, put it under your left foot, and I'll tell you what's on the paper.
FRIEND: Okay, it's done. What's on the paper?
2. You: T-O, T-O-O, and T-W-O are all pronounced the same way. How do you pronounce the second day of the week?
FRIEND: Tuesday.
3. You: Ice in water makes iced water. What does ice in ink make?
FRIEND: Iced ink.
4. You: Touch your head and say the two letters for the abbreviation for "mountain."
FRIEND: M.T.
5. You: What's the difference between a mailbox and a garbage can?
FRIEND: I don't know.
6. You: If you asked your mother to put a stamp on an envelope and she refused, what would you do?
FRIEND: I'd put it on myself.
7. You: There's nothing I love to eat more than updock.
FRIEND: What's updock?
8. You: Just imagine! Getting up in the middle of the night to go horseback riding!
FRIEND: Who did that?
9. You: Seven times 8 is 54. Will you give me a dollar if I'm wrong?
FRIEND: Sure.
10. You: Suppose you're standing in line to buy an airplane ticket. The man in front of you is flying to London. The lady behind you is flying to Paris. Where are you going?
FRIEND: I give up.
11. You: It's running down my back! 
FRIEND: What is?
12. You: Can you say "I one a bug, I two a bug, I three a bug," and so on, up through number eight? 
FRIEND: I one a bug, I two a bug, I three a bug, I four a bug, I five a bug, I six a bug, I seven a bug, I eight a bug.

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THE SOLUTION

1. You are on the paper. 
2. That's funny. I always thought it was pronounced Monday. 
3. You should bathe more often. 
4. You said it. 
5. I will never give you a letter to mail. 
6. Wouldn't it do more good to put the stamp on the envelope? 
7. Who do you think you are, Bugs Bunny? 
8. Paul Revere. 
9. Okay, I am wrong. Where's the dollar? 
10. Well, if you don't know where you are going, what are you standing in line for? 
11. My spine. 
12. Really? How did it taste?